I believe in God, man.

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theamericankid:

Where is the “stepped on lego” or “stepped on pronged plug”?

black-nata:

when something you blacklisted shows up on your dash anyway

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I don’t believe in sexuality. When I fall in love, I fall in love with the person, not with their crotch.
Marilyn Manson (via ego-x)

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sizvideos:

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Infinite List of Favourite Movies | The Princess Diaries (2001)
I can’t be a princess! I’m still waiting for normal body parts to arrive!

(Source: eviljovan)

easterbunnymundlover:

leviisacutelittleshit:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

beggars-opera:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

easy there henry

whos henry what thef uck?

*faint laughter from Britian*

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that-kid-matt-biller:

justtouchedawkwardly:

#101 REASONS TO LOVE ELLEN DEGENERES

Ellen is just the greatest person alive. 

jesspinkman:

being a pessimist is great i’m always either right or pleasantly surprised 

#the optimistic look on pessimism  

(Source: xcyst)